Last week I spoke to the exceedingly well-adjusted ladies of the new semi-nude coffee house Java Girls. Really. It's apparently a hit in the Pacific Northwest. Don't look at me; all I know is my boss was like, "Does anyone feel like investigating this whole mocha and boobies situation out on South Carson Street?" and I was like, "I GOT THIS!!!" and went Code 3 all the way there like the governor had been spotted snorting a line in the middle of Telegraph Square. Not that he would ever do such a thing.
So Fark picked the story up (possibly because I submitted it myself) and it became sort of "a thing" around town. If you're interested in ironically bisexual 19-year-olds in bustiers (and who among us is not), you may want to click on the photo gallery in the upper right of the story. If you find that the RGJ has moved the link again, let me know and I'll direct you to the proper spot.
